Dad's Boob Hat

I made my mother a hat with owls. My father wanted a hat too, so I asked him what kind of hat he wanted. If you know my father, his answer won't surprise you.

It's a boob. Like the cute little beanies that nursing babies wear- only sized for an adult man. Yeah, that's not weird at all. With the resizing it is quite the boob, too. In fact it is frighteningly large.